Happy New Beer!

Happy New Year, Festive Greetings and all that bollocks. 2012 is closing in. Like a shady figure working his way across your lawn to your front door you're not quite sure whether he's here to sell you something (the answers to all your questions, for instance), or whether your friendly debt-collector has come to pay your knees a (in your opinion) very undeserved visit. Either way, it's going to knock and you have no option but open the door and let the bastard in.

Her: "Meh, seems legit."
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